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Not Elon's Musk: Smell Like a Billionaire (Bucks)
Last updated: 12 October 2026
Not Elon's Musk is a parody perfume from CoolCuration, an oud, sandalwood and rosewood eau de parfum that pokes fun at billionaire luxury. It is vegan, unisex and made in the UK, and each size is limited to 100 numbered bottles. Prices start at £49.99 for the 5ml Regular Joe, and the checkout was live when I checked on 12 October 2026.
What Not Elon's Musk perfume is
Not Elon's Musk is a working eau de parfum with a joke on the label. The name and the price ladder send up the way luxury brands use scarcity and big numbers to make something feel valuable.
We sell it ourselves, through a Stripe checkout. If you want the background to the joke, our post on what perfume billionaires wear covers the real perfumes.
What it smells like
It is a unisex fragrance in the oriental spicy family, with a woody, musky base.
- Top notes: rosewood, cardamom and Chinese pepper
- Middle notes: oud, sandalwood and vetiver
- Base notes: vanilla and amber
The spice and rosewood come through first. After that the oud and sandalwood take over, and the vanilla and amber stay on the skin longest.
Sizes and prices
There are three sizes, and each is limited to 100 numbered bottles.
- Regular Joe, 5ml: £49.99 (buy the 5ml)
- Humble Millionaire, 50ml: £499.99 (buy the 50ml)
- Big Bucks, 100ml: £999.99 (buy the 100ml)
Key facts
- Type: eau de parfum
- Scent family: oriental spicy and woody
- Vegan: yes, with no animal-derived ingredients
- Made in: the United Kingdom
- Run: 100 numbered bottles per size
- Sold by: CoolCuration, through Stripe, with card and Klarna payment
Who Not Elon's Musk suits
- Oud fans: the notes sit in the warm, woody style of oud-based perfumes.
- Present buyers with a sense of humour: the name and the size names are the joke, and the 5ml makes a £49.99 present.
- Anyone curious: the 5ml lets you try it for £49.99 before you think about a larger bottle.
The limits
The 50ml and 100ml prices are part of the joke. At £499.99 and £999.99 they cost far more than most designer perfumes, so the 5ml is the sensible way in.
It is a parody, so it has no link to Elon Musk or his companies. If you are buying it for a fan of his, they may or may not see the funny side.
Once 100 bottles of a size have gone, that size is sold out.
The parody and the law
Not Elon's Musk is not produced, licensed, approved or endorsed by Elon Musk or any company associated with him, including Tesla, SpaceX and X. The name is satire. UK copyright law has an exception for parody, caricature and pastiche, which GOV.UK explains here.
FAQs
How much is Not Elon's Musk perfume?
£49.99 for 5ml, £499.99 for 50ml and £999.99 for 100ml. I checked the checkout on 12 October 2026.
What does Not Elon's Musk smell like?
It opens with rosewood, cardamom and pepper, moves into oud and sandalwood, and finishes with vanilla and amber.
Is Not Elon's Musk vegan?
Yes. It contains no animal-derived ingredients, and it is unisex and made in the UK.
Is Not Elon's Musk linked to Elon Musk?
No. It is a parody and is not affiliated with or endorsed by Elon Musk or any of his companies.
How many bottles are there?
Each size is limited to 100 numbered bottles.
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